You've got the budget requests for your departments? Send them back with a request to cut the budgets 25% because "It's really tough out there right now."
Once the budgets are in and fixed, spring the new courses on them so they panic over buying new course materials. Then, submit the budgets late so the School Board "trims the fat" with a heavy knife instead of with due consideration.
When everyone is furious and seething, splurge on new office furniture, computers and software for the office (remember that $35,000 Student Information System you didn't really need?) -- because hey, it's in YOUR budget.
Ahhh. What a comfortable chair.
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