Okay, maybe I'm being unfair. They photographed it on cheap purple plastic astroturf and that NBA logo is so wrong. Let's try another view:
Meh. Could be worse, I suppose. Blocky, garish, heavy as hell (but that's the point), loaded with way too many mini-diamonds (bling!). I remain unconvinced. How about a side view?
Ooooooh. Isn't that clever? They laser-etched the player's face into the ring. This is possibly because the players can't read their names and will need to identify the ring if lost? No, that can't be it. The team has super-duper secretly etched a tiny "L" into the ring somewhere to identify it with a ultra-secret password-y id number written down on a piece of magic paper in a vault somewhere. Why? Because you might mistake it for another ring just like it?
Did you notice the special detail? The shape of the upper part is exactly like the Staples Center roof. Can't you hear it? "Look, ma ... this is where I play ... and this is my face."
Like anyone would steal this thing and not instantly melt it down in horror. Shudder.
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