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  • MightyIndian
    02-10 11:30 PM
    a FP appointment notice.

    Since I am a July 07 filer like many others, it may indicate that they are dusting the apps to generate FP notices?

    I got the e-mail as well. But what FP notice would they generate now? What for?





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  • GCBy3000
    07-27 04:47 PM
    Read the two stories for break.

    THE BEST LAWYER STORY SO FAR

    One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine
    when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
    Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got
    out to investigate.

    He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

    "We don't have any money for food," the poor man
    replied. "We have to eat grass."

    "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll
    feed you," the lawyer said.

    "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They
    are over there, under that tree."

    "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the
    other poor man he stated,

    "You come with us, too."

    The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But
    sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"

    "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.

    They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even
    for a car as large as the limousine was.

    Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the
    lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for
    taking all of us with you."

    The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love
    my place. The grass is almost a foot high


    STORY 2:

    Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner.....who lives with a girl
    roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't
    help but notice how pretty Kumar's roommate was. She had long been
    suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more
    curious.

    Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
    started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than
    met the eye.

    Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be
    thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates." About a
    week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother came to
    dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose
    she took it, do you?" Kumar said,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."


    So he sat down and wrote :

    Dear Mother:

    I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm
    not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate.. But the fact remains
    that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

    Love, Kumar


    Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read



    Dear Son:

    I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that
    you 'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was
    sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now
    under the pillow...

    Love,
    Mom.



    Lesson of the day:
    Don't Lie to Your Mother...........especially if she is Indian !





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  • reddysn
    05-30 09:46 AM
    Please do not spam the threads with the same message .. News articles should go into news article threads please ...

    Britain ruled out the law change 40,000 Indians to comeback home
    http://www.timesnow.tv/Reversal_for_UK_Indians/articleshow/2085257.cms


    US Visa Fee raise by around 66% for all and Green card process
    http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-immig30may30,1,6138808.story?coll=la-headlines-nation
    :eek:





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  • hpandey
    12-28 12:33 PM
    Anyone invoking AC21 with unapproved I-140?

    If you try to use AC21 without an approved I-140 your employer can withdraw the I-140 petition ( since it is not approved yet ) . So best wait a few months until it is approved and then merrily go the AC21 way



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  • jasguild
    07-17 09:17 AM
    I would not call you pessimistic. You are SELFISH. Sure you do not share the same enthu because this announcement does not offer you anything. Grow up and feel for others. Everyone knows that there will be a backlog and that is an issue we have to deal with once we get there.

    I wont even get in a pissing match with you. YOu are free to believe what ever you want.

    if you read my post you will see my concern is about the system not working.

    I can make a similar argument about you and others. You are so concerned about your benefit today, that you dont see the harm it may do to H1b holders and future candidates for I-485.

    If it makes you feel good you can fly to washington and thank them for the blessings after the announcement. So whatever makes your boat floats...

    jasquil





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  • Rajeev
    11-03 03:37 PM
    Sorry, the correct bill number is S1085 and not S0185.



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  • paskal
    07-14 05:47 PM
    it is not clear to me that this version allows legal kids to benefit
    it talk about people being "otherwise deportable"
    someone needs to clarify with an immigration attorney or something





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  • Green06
    09-19 12:39 PM
    I think initially due to rush the NSC sent apps to CSC because either the person's residence was in CA or Lawyer, In my case my lawyer is based in LA, CA. But now CSC is trasferring back the 485 apps to NSC where the 140 is being filled (or may be there is some other criteria). I am waiting for the EAD and AP approvals and FP notice.



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  • scelamko
    12-03 04:49 PM
    I called the customer service # on 11/04 and the guy told me that he is sending email reguest for my FP and I got FP notice (my attorney's office also got one) on 11/13. Hope this helps.

    gc4me can you please send me the phone number and combination of codes so that I can get them to send my FP notice, i am July 2nd filer as well.





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  • pappu
    10-29 08:49 AM
    -
    - Any advice for everyone?
    knowledge, knowledge and knowledge! The earlier- the better.
    Greatest disappointment that haven't discovered IV back then, say in 2001:D


    Very true.
    Lack of awareness and information is a big problem. Starting the process early is better. I have seen some people undecided about GC and waiting till the end of H1B to start. It is at that time they discover retrogression. Some discover retrogression only after 140 approval. Until then they are not even aware of IV.



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  • cram
    04-13 09:33 PM
    I can now finally file my I-485 with my PD of Oct 2002. Can somebody please tell me the GC processing time frame? Thanks.





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  • nrk
    10-26 08:55 PM
    I just talked company A HR, my name one not among the withdrawn list, But he will look into that and let me know tomorrow.

    Maybe your I140 was withdrawn by the company A.



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  • doggy
    07-22 12:24 AM
    I have been following "Doggys" stuff and anti-anti blog for a while and know that he's not an anti for sure, and before anyone gets paranoid and accuses me of being "doggy" no sire i am not:p

    Thank you!!
    Sometimes paranoia gets the better of us.

    I have access to a lot of "extra" stuff, as you can tell from the blog. It has been a long and tiring fight, but someone has to do it.

    RonHira did a pretty accurate transcript. The funniest part was the way Donna was talking to the folks there. It seemed very much like the way a PreSchool teacher talks to her class. She was speaking slowly, repeating stuff multiple times, adding extra emphasis on phrases (like "talking point") and repeating them. Then someone would suggest something and she will go "That is a perfect post", and then he/she will try to say something, and Donna would go "No No, what you said first was perfect, don't deviate".

    I was feeling bad for the Antis.

    -----------

    Gimme some green guys, now that I've proven I'm not an Anti.





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  • jfredr
    08-22 11:15 AM
    So basically no improvement which anyway we should not expect



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  • pray
    08-22 01:08 PM
    08/22/2007: October 2007 EB Visa Bulletin Prediction of AILA

    Based on the discussion with Charlie Oppenheim, Chief of Immigrant Visa Control and Reporting, DOS, the AILA has just released the following predictions:
    EB-1 (All Countries): Closely match to September 2007 VB
    EB-2 (All Countries): Closely match to September 2007 VB
    EB-3 (All Countries): Similar to January 2007 VB
    EB-3EW (All Countries): 10/01/2001
    EB-4: N/A
    EB-5: C
    Please stay tuned.

    Hope this is correct,will be able to get GC soon then,my EB2 PD is August 2003.





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  • diptam
    08-01 10:34 AM
    I know we are just narrowly thinking about 485 for the retrogressed battered world but they are taking big picture :)

    whatever it is - we have to wait with patience for atleast another month


    The comment about the "Fee Increase" might be partially true. There is surely a surge in number of application for Naturalization, to avoid the few increase... Atleast I know a couple of friends who applied for citizenship....



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  • Libra
    01-13 12:01 PM
    members who sent letters please vote here, lets keep track how many of us sent letters.





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  • newuser
    09-19 03:35 PM
    So those guys who attended the hearings or met with senators. what was the result? what did they accomplished? did they get the opportunity to participate with the senator or law maker in an action plan? or we just wasted that opportunity asking for autographs? please those guys post your comments. - I strongly object to the language used in your post. How can you say the IV members just went to get the autographs. If you were involved in any of the meetings with the lawmeekers, you would know the difference. Just don't come here for name sake and post whatever you want.

    Get educated yourself before posting these silly questions. Also open the thread in the appropriate forum.





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  • jasguild
    07-17 10:34 AM
    I agree with everybody on this thread. I agree this solution ( if any) will be a band aid. I also agree the band-aid is needed to prevent the wound from becoming fetid. I agree this may exacerbate problems.

    For all these reasons, it is imperative we do not stop after this anouncement. Our long term goal has to be retrogression relief in one form or the other, including all or some of recapture of unused visas, increase in annual quota, resolution of the FBI name chack black hole, and more that able persons in IV can doubtless think of better than yours truly.

    I, for one, am going to be a member of IV long after this anouncement.


    WELL SAID!!!

    The only thing I would like to add is, when we eventually get our GC, lets not forget those behind us!

    jasquil





    dreamworld
    04-03 10:39 AM
    Thanks for contacting IV with your SOS.
    An IV core member is going to be helping you to fix this with USCIS. Let us know if you need help. He already tried contacting you yesterday.

    As IV grows maybe this is a help IV can extend to all its donor members and help them if they get in such extreme distress situations. This is one of the ideas we are thinking for our members in the donor group.


    Pappu and core...

    This shows how committed IV to help a fellow member. Keep this alive. you are real leader to me now.

    I did donate in the past and I did NOT become Donor when IV created donor forum, BUT...... Your open support to "Drifter" made me to become donor. I subscribed to IV now and this my way of saying thank you to IV.

    Date of sign up: Apr. 3, 2009
    Subscription Name: Donation to Support Immigration Voice (User: dreamworld)
    Subscription Number: S-3N301833GH834981K

    keep us updated on "Drifter" situation...





    jasguild
    07-17 09:17 AM
    I would not call you pessimistic. You are SELFISH. Sure you do not share the same enthu because this announcement does not offer you anything. Grow up and feel for others. Everyone knows that there will be a backlog and that is an issue we have to deal with once we get there.

    I wont even get in a pissing match with you. YOu are free to believe what ever you want.

    if you read my post you will see my concern is about the system not working.

    I can make a similar argument about you and others. You are so concerned about your benefit today, that you dont see the harm it may do to H1b holders and future candidates for I-485.

    If it makes you feel good you can fly to washington and thank them for the blessings after the announcement. So whatever makes your boat floats...

    jasquil



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